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The Shadow of Jesus

Saturday, May 24th, 2008

Jesus Lives on my computer screenSpray Water Bottle looks like the saviorMy girlfriend and I were having breakfast in the living room this morning, when suddenly she gasped after looking at my laptop. I was worried that somehow a porn pop-up had crept its way onto my computer screen and that I’d have to explain that I didn’t put it there!

Some might consider what we saw on the screen a miracle. On my screen was the image of Jesus Christ himself, bending over a little to reach out and give his blessing. Others might scoff at this so-called miracle and say that what we saw was nothing but a lucky coincidence of lighting and placement of a spray bottle I use to discipline my cat when she climbs on counters or starts trying to eat my bills before I get a chance to pay them. I consider myself to be of the latter group.

Toast displays image of Mary, Mother of JesusOf course, if there were going to happen, why not in Florida which is home to some rather famous religious iconography that appears on different consumers good. There has been the “Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich,” the “Jesus Christ Potato Chip” and now this! Maybe the Golden Palace online casino will buy my lamp and spray bottle for $28,000 like they did with the grilled cheese. That would truly be a blessing.

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